If you think Brits are obsessed with the weather, you haven’t seen them after a month of rain. Southern England’s been drenched, with storms and floods turning Christmas into a waterlogged mess.

Politicians popped by for a photo, but locals called them ‘flood tourists.’ The Environment Agency got the blame, and the debate over climate change got louder than a thunderclap.

For those mopping up the mess, climate theories mean little—dry feet matter more. Brits expect more wild weather, but only some blame climate change. Scientists say: more rain ahead, so stock up on wellies and keep your spirits high!