Brits usually love a good weather chat, but recent storms have left everyone soaked and speechless. Record-breaking rain and floods turned southern England into a muddy swimming pool, washing out holidays and patience.

Politicians stopped by for selfies, earning the nickname ‘flood tourists.’ The Environment Agency took the blame, while the climate change debate rumbled on like distant thunder.

For those wading through the mess, climate theories take a back seat to dry socks and a hot cuppa. Most Brits expect more wild weather, but only a third blame climate change. Scientists say: more wild rain is coming, so keep your boots ready and your tea hotter!